May 2013
Watchmeanplastic:
my reaction to everything
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
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slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
lameborghini:
the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
maliciousmelons:
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
theanti90smovement:
If you blink 7000 times in one minute u will be transported into an alternate dimension where Ronald Reagan is president. Believe me this is true it happened to me and it was beautiful….
stevejobsvevo:
swiggity swag shut up fag
rodneykong:
i only talk to other people who went to catholic school sorry
witchpop:
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
paradisaic:
you know that girl you just called cool? she’s also friendly
