meanplastic: my reaction to everything
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101 Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey
lameborghini: the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
theanti90smovement: If you blink 7000 times in one minute u will be transported into an alternate dimension where Ronald Reagan is president. Believe me this is true it happened to me and it was beautiful….
stevejobsvevo: swiggity swag shut up fag
rodneykong: i only talk to other people who went to catholic school sorry
witchpop: you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
paradisaic: you know that girl you just called cool? she’s also friendly